"Dr. Crane! Your glockenspiel has sprung to life!"
--A Midwinter Night's Dream--
"For all I know there's some girl who looks exactly like me running around the south seas, frolicing in the surf all brown skinned and bare breasted"
Daphne: "How was your dinner?"
Niles: "It was fine except for one small flaw."
Daphne: "Oh, just the way you like it."
"I enjoy looking at your father's case. Just because you have no plans tonight don't spoil our harmless fun. You know, there's nuthin' we Brits like better than a grizzly murder and a nice hot cup of tea."
"I'm starting to think maybe I should spend an hour or two on the couch with you."
Daphne: "I already know the plot but I try not to blurt out the name of the murderer."
Martin: "Great. As a cop I hated it when people did that."